Shaquille O’Neal was at a NYC nightclub on June 22, 2008 where he took stage to do a little freestyle rap.  Someone was lucky enough to video tape this act and an internet legend is born.  

Right from the get go Shaq launches a verbal assault on Kobe Bryant.  Shaq tells Kobe that he could not win a championship without Shaq on his team.  Then he starts talking about how “BIG” he is and some lines about Notorious B.I.G.  

In the middle of the song we get our catch phrase, “Kobe, tell me how my ass taste”. This is repeated several times. As retarded as this line is it is very catchy! Towards the end of the song we get back to dissing on Kobe. Shaq mentions that Kobe ratted him out and blames him for his failed marriage.

The original video was very hard to make out some words, so we created a video with subtitles to help make out the lyrics.

Not being fans of David Stern’s Most Valuable Player Kobe Bryant, we found this video really entertaining and created this website. We have made merchandise including tee shirts that we plan to where to all the Laker games we go to. We would love to see Kobe welcomed in Phoenix (or any arena) with a crowd all wearing shirts that say “How’s My Ass Taste”.

Check out our store to get your own shirt!